Introducing Skaliber?

So, we’ve had Napiformity, Daroha, and there’s more to come, but for now this is your time to ponder about what Skaliber could possibly mean…

I’m sure you’re thinking something along the lines of “Skal, and iber? Maybe it has something to do with the Danish word for Must, and therefore derives an ancient call to the power one finds in oneself to gain the courage to do the impossible!”

Well, you’d be absolutely wrong, its a halfway house between the legendary sword, and bullet Caliber. Yeah.

ANYWAY.

Yeah, I put a question mark in the title of this post, simply because it fits my persona quite well, I am the person who questions everything, the true meaning of life, the ever expanding and impossible to fully conceive Universe itself, and even something as extreme as my own inclusion in the Sleazy Panda.

The name i like to go by around here is of course Skaliber, and the above is no word of a lie, its a combination of King Arthur’s sword, and the standard classification of bullets. Skaliber can be a bit if a mouthful though, so you can call me Skal, or just S.

*Desperately anticipates fan base*

Favourite Colour: I do not have a favourite colour.

Favourite Smell: I can barely smell.

Taste: Of the highest quality.

FAQ:

“Skaliber, where do you see yourself in 20 years?”

A – Every atom of the body replaces itself atleast once every 5 years, so my entire body will have come and gone atleast 3 or 4 times, so by definition, I will be an entirely different person, with a different life, different memories, different physiology, and technically, considering how the atoms of the body will simply transfer into surrounding space, me in 20 years is in a LOT of places.

“Hey Skal, do you have a YouTube channel you’d like to shamelessly plug?”

A РWell im glad you asked, Jimmy, I sure do!  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1UFw6cqmdFWdjEcY2HVZ7g

“Skaliber, what would you say are your aspirations for the future?”

A РTaking into consideration that the Universe will be in its inevitable heat death phase in roughly 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (a googol, no joke, that is the spelling) years, my aspirations for life are quite limited.

Thats right, I just started a new paragraph in a vocalized answer, and I also consider myself to be an existentialist, someone who admits the true meaningless nature of life, and aims to make something of it, by refusing to do anything that would ever make their relatively short existence dull in any way!

So there you have it! My name is Skaliber, I am the graphics artist for the Sleazy Panda, and I will be here for the inevitable future to bring you more weird and wonderful facts about our brilliant world.

SUBSCRIBE.

– S

 

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